If you don’t agree
you are FIRED
Here’s your salary for this month
Check this payslip and sign on it
Isn’t my base salary supposed to be 35,000 RMB
Why has it suddenly been
split into a 10,000 base salary
20,000 performance bonus
and 5,000 attendance bonus this month
Why are you so concerned about these minor details
You’re just a servant
If I remember correctly
you never went to accounting school
How would you understand
how our accountant does the math
No no no.
Previously
I only needed to work regular hours
to receive my salary
Also, our employment contract
doesn’t specify
how my performance will be evaluated
Now, with this change
if I fail to achieve your unrealistic goal
of earning you a lambo every month
how much of my salary will be deducted
If you don’t agree
you are FIRED
I am going to send a formal email
to the company’s inbox and a wechat message to you
to reject such unreasonable demands
I will not sign this payslip
If you forcibly deduct my salary
I will resign under labour contract law article 38
and sue you for severance pay
OK fine
I’ll revise the payslip
How did you know about this
I learnt this from Edgar the attorney
FIRED!
FIRED!
REJECT!